January 2012
My sister can't quite grasp the concept that Japan...
Why is my sister so dumb?
She keeps saying shit like, “But they spin after us on the globe!”
And this wouldn’t be so bad, if she weren’t 24 years old.
Someone please give me the strength I need not to kill her now.
The awkward moment when on the other side of the...
with-love-j-e-n-n-i-f-e-r:
me: omg i have so much to tell you
friend: really?
me: yes! chris colfer wrote and starred in a movie called struck by lightning, and then chris colfer also wrote a kids book series called the land of stories. and both projects are amazing!
friend: great. what's new with you?
me: ... i just told you.
2011- Will u luv me 4eva?
2012- No
*Later that day 2011 killed herself*
2012- I meant 2 say I luv u 5eva
Reblog dis if u cried
Big Bang Theory marathon? YES, PLEASE.
December 2011
So this is this and that is that: karofskysbeard:... →
karofskysbeard:
areyouquestioningmybadassness:
What’s your band’s name?
1 - Go to wikipedia and hit random. The first random wikipedia article you get is the name of your band.
2 - Go to quotationspage.com and hit random. The last four or five words of the very last quote of…
worshipcolfer:
But guys 2012 means Struck By Lightning.
Thank You, Cory...for all your adorkable goodness
corydune:
You make Tumblr a very entertaining place :)
When I meet people who aren't into fandom
callmejude:
Reblog if you're kissing no one at midnight on new...
Expectation for 2012
normal person: a boyfriend, success, money, friends.
me: March 23
37192) I wonder what it's like to be satisfied...
Reblog if you spent the entirety of 2011 single.
merrymischiefmanaged:
b-u-ll-s-h-i-t:
I spent the entirety of my life single
Watchchroniclesofpanem:
Aaaaaat last, my love has come along.