Ellen on how the Oscars are like the Hunger Games
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I kind want this on a tee shirt.
are you fuckin kidding me
Jennifer didn’t get an Oscar but she got pizza and we both know her well enough that she’s happier
STOP SAYING A VAGINA IS LOOSE BECAUSE OF A LOT OF SEX.
VAGINAS ALWAYS SHRINK TO THEIR USUAL TIGHTNESS AFTER SEX.
PENISES DO NOT STRETCH THEM OUT OF SHAPE AT ALL
THE VAGINA IS A REALLY STRONG MUSCLE NOT A FLABBY PIECE OF SKIN
WHEN A DUDE BRAGS ABOUT HOW TIGHT A VAGINA WAS
HE’S LITERALLY BRAGGING ABOUT HOW HE COULDN’T GET HIS PARTNER AROUSED.
WOW 4 FOR YOU, BOY.
she probably did this on purpose smh
Her publicity team like “don’t forget to trip AT LEAST once!”
Jared Leto just accepted an award for playing a trans woman and did not mention trans people even once.
“And to those of you who have ever felt injustice because of who you are and who you love, I stand here in front of the world with you and for you.”
did you even listen to it?
Yes, and he didn’t single out trans people, which was brilliant. They were included with everyone else in society, as they should be.
Leonardo DiCaprio at the 86th Annual Academy Awards
Jonah Hill’s peek at Leo. :’-(
In his head: “don’t cry don’t cry don’t cry don’t cry”
you know that thing where people take wtnv twitter posts and put them on nature backgrounds